Woman's Shootings

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

Answer(highlight it): She is a photographer

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Lions

There are many doors and you are standing in the center.

Each door has lions in it who are hungry for more than 100 years. How will you go in the doors?

Answer: If the lions are hungry for more than 100 years they must have died now.

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Car Race

If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

Answer: 2nd place

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Growing Tree

A tree which is planted on Monday and doubles in size each day,is fully grown on the following sunday. On what day is it half grown?

Answer: Saturday (it doubles on sunday)

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The Bartender

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun, and the man walks away happily. Why?

Answer: The man had the hiccups. The gun scared him, and the hiccups went away.

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