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* Lim Jing Huang
* funny.fell0w@gmail.com or funny_fell0w@hotmail.com
* PM me for my number.
* 173 cm
* 26th November 1989
* Macpherson Primary
* Tanjong Katong Secondary
* Tampines Junior College
* Basic Military Training Centre School 2: Orion
* School of Infantry Specialist: Charlie
* School of Infantry Specialist: Golf
* Basic Military Training Centre School 1: Dragon
* Basic Military Training Centre School 1: Gryphon
* Current rank: 3rd Sergeant
* Loves magics and card manipulating
* add me in friendster @ funny.fell0w@gmail.com

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My Runs

160809 Army Half Marathon 2009 - 21km
211109 Aviation Run 2009 - 10km
131209 Tiong Bahru Challenge 09 - 5km & 30 storeys vertical
310110 Run for my Lunch 2010 - 6km

Recommended Posts

I hate smokers
A nice joke
Bus problems
Riddles
Some attempts at magic
Lol
Another magic video by me
Interesting names
Signs that i made
Magic show 1
Magic show 2
Magic show 3
Torn and Restored
Ban breads
Mercury
Coin Matrix (with cards)
Coin Matrix (without cards)
Reset (Great magic trick!)
Cooked An Egg with Cellphones
Car created using MS Paint
AuditionSEA videos
English is stupid
Haircut
2 interesting videos
Amazing wrestler
2 min lesson

FRIENDS

o6s19
Adele
Agnes
Charles
Chuan Ting
Dawn
Deborah
Dorcia
Emilyn
Eugene Chew
Eugene Kheng
Gernaine
Hafizah
Hui Ling (teo)
Hui Ling (wan)
Hui Ying
Irene
Isebelle
Jade
Jia Jie
Jia Hui
Jia Ying
Jing Fang
Jing Han
Joanne
Joel
Johan
Jonathan
June
Kaiwen
Kenneth
Kevin
Khyrul
Khyrul (BMTC)
Maggie
Shauna
Shok Mei
Terence
Theresa
TK NPCC
Wan Ding
Wei Jie
Wei Rong
Wei Tian
Xin Yi
Yan Pin
Yi Liang
Yiwei
Zhi Han
Zi Yee
Zu Wei

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Radio Links

Yes 93.3FM
Class 95FM
Love 97.2FM
Perfect 10
Power 98FM
WKRZ 91.3FM
UFM 100.3
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LINKS

*Babies!!
*Funny Italian English [turn on ur speaker!]
*Animations that I made (wait a while for them to load)
*My Johari Window
*Interesting pictures -*UPDATED 17th FEB*-
*Sidewalk Arts
*My Photo Album
*A Tortoise and its Baby Hippo
*Mover Man
*DO NOT CLICK!


DOWNLOADS

*Spongebob Squarepants Screen toy
*Haunted PC
*Boring Meeting
*Boring Office
*Stress Reliever

All downloads are 100% virus free

Tagboard

people had read my diary.





Torn and Restore!


Tuesday, June 27, 2006

yay mid year over liao.. :]

chem was easy so-so. made a lot errors cos i forgot.. haha.. but really i regretted not studying more for the bonding and gaseous qsns

math was easy. a few careless here and there and 1 or 2 duno how to do

phy - FAIL

econs - A :P

chinese - duno

but in my opinion, if i am to rank these subj according to the amt of marks i can get upon 100, it would be (lowest to highest): phy (duh!), chinese, chem, math, econs

HOPEFULLY LAH!!

lalala..

all the best to you and other mj ppl that i know for your mid year!

Jinghuang at 6/27/2006 05:51:00 PM

Sunday, June 25, 2006

today last day of hols le.. tml got math common test!!! haha.. and today i went out with my family.. cos my mom want buy a radio.. but in the end nv buy also.. then i happened to msg terence asking to borrow ff ac vcd. and he happened to be ah parkway also.. haha.. with bob.. studying.. and SINCE MORNING!!.. nerds.. ahah.. so i went join them lo.. and we nerds mug til 9+. and i have to say that its very beneficial.. especially gp and ap part.. BOB is pro at that!!! hahaha..

was bored today i guess. here's some photos i took


a cat i met at the bus stop


another shot of it


yet another shot


some cute pic at the mac near pp


Jinghuang at 6/25/2006 10:32:00 PM

Saturday, June 24, 2006

i'm bored. i'm sure you are too! check out some world cup babes sighted at germany stadiums here! [dont worry. no porn]

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v336/Jinghuang/World%20Cup%20Babes/

Jinghuang at 6/24/2006 09:19:00 PM

I found this on my comp.


Jinghuang at 6/24/2006 12:01:00 AM

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Google proves the moon is made of cheese..

Go to http://moon.google.com/ and click the plus sign to the max and what do you see?

Jinghuang at 6/22/2006 11:30:00 PM

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Here's a nice card trick called "Mercury" where all my kings slowly change to something else. Just watch!





give comments please.. and tag also..

Jinghuang at 6/20/2006 10:02:00 PM

Sunday, June 18, 2006

today had service learning.. so.. boring.. haha.. its at yew tee lo.. so far.. and morning ms leow late.. =.=

our stalls consist of 2 games. 1 is we stack up cans, then put toy soldiers there while ppl try to shoot them down with water guns.. the other one is throwing ping pong balls at cups and can win prizes.. all so lame la.. hahaha.. but seem fun for the kids.. and we had fun playing with water.. lol..

i think the most fun i had today was the soccer part.. watching some soccer tournaments at the field ther and playing with fellow s19 with a football..so fun.. to bully zi jie.. HAHAHa..

aft tt we went boon lay for dinner.. what did i eat ah.. i forgot.. hmm.. oh ya.. long john.. some fish meal.. then half an hour back to aljunied to go home.. zzzzz..


no i wont tell you that the guy with zi yee is jia wei..

SHAUNA SIM JIA NING is nothing but evil. serious.
I'm not lying.

Jinghuang at 6/18/2006 09:50:00 PM

Saturday, June 17, 2006

!!! BREAD IS DANGEROUS !!!
Research on bread indicates that:
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average

on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life

expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many

women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged

whole nations.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one

pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than

that in one month!

6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer,

Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water

to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter,

jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent

water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this

absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can

kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant

scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.



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In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following bread

restrictions be made:

1. No sale of bread to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper

stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might

associate with bread.
4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be

used to promote bread usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.


oh btw, look at this :(



why? why?

Jinghuang at 6/17/2006 08:57:00 PM

Friday, June 16, 2006

Here's the torn and restored card trick that I performed! I uploaded it to youtube but forgot to put here XD





give comments leh..

Jinghuang at 6/16/2006 10:27:00 AM

Thursday, June 15, 2006

just came back from chalet.. so dAMn slEEPY.. i wanna take a nap aft this..

i think i din slp the last night lo.. oh well.. like everyone can slp except me.. cos the ppl staying overnight last night were jade, ju, me, hy, darryl.. so its like the chalet got 2 beds and 2 mattresses.. jade and darryl slep t on those 2 matresses.. then we 3 on 2 bed?! lol.. and poor me was the one in the middle.. sia la.. JU!!! U SNORES!!! i cant slp.. lol.. and hy was like.. no comments lol.. i'm not ur bolster.. oh well.. i try sleeping ytd at 2am.. then they talking. i cant slp.. after tt they sleeping le im wide awake.. how can sleeping on the crack between the 2 beds be comfortable???? oh.. and the crack between the 2 pillows.. lol.. [at least i have my own blankets.. ]

b4 that we went escape to escape.. lol.. actually i dun wan go de.. waste my money.. only nice thing bout tt is the go-kart.. TAT's all.. and no. i die die also wont take the viking ship!

tue we went play pool.. me, darryl, terence, kenneth, gabriel, eliz, huiying.. cant believe tt actually got some unknown guy who went up to eliz and ask her for her no.! ya i know she's pretty.. lol.. but certainly not to such extend ba.. those guys are desparate.. oh.. worst part is i think she aft tt got say something like "i got a wife le" then she point to me.. 0.o nvm im still alive. :]

hmm.. wat else ah.. forgot le.. nvm then.. i going nap liao.. ta da!

Jinghuang at 6/15/2006 01:28:00 PM

Sunday, June 11, 2006






The WC matches are coming along great!

Jinghuang at 6/11/2006 08:18:00 AM

Friday, June 09, 2006

Here it is! The Jog Control and the Voodoo Card Trick!!




Jinghuang at 6/09/2006 12:34:00 AM

Thursday, June 08, 2006

arGHHHHHH.. almost ending of 2nd week le.. and i havent started studying yet.. and no mood to study also.. damit!!

on a happier note, i obtained 3 new albums.. Twins' latest album (not released in s'pore yet), Yuan Qi G-boyz's Yuan Qi album and also Hong Jun Yang's Du Jiao Shou album. Don't ask where i get them from. =)

all 3 albums are very nice!!

Currently Listening to: Hong Jun Yang's Sa Sa de Sui

Jinghuang at 6/08/2006 04:46:00 PM

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

just came back from interact camp..

its so slack.. like 100x more slack than npcc camp.. oh well.. i had fun..

u smsed me on the first nite of the camp.. i don't know what to reply..

Jinghuang at 6/07/2006 05:15:00 PM

Sunday, June 04, 2006

im bored.. damn bored.. fucking bored.. and whenever im bored, my mind will start wandering around.. thinking of the many sad things that i've encountered in my 16 years of life.. this sux.. my mind always ultimately wander to you. i miss you. terribly..

taken from ju's blog:

Love = Friendship/Time

is this true.. how long have we been friends? is our friendship being a constant? thats y there's no increasing love? time is ever increasing.. no doubt.. but this statement can be wrong.. i still believe absence makes the heart grows fonder.. as time passes by, i miss u more and more.. this is stupid.. i know i shouldn't torture myself this way.. but its just.. cant be explained.. i really don't know..

outside, im usually cheery and bubbly and crappy.. but that may only be pretence.. im just trying to hide all my unhappy feelings deep inside.. unwilling to pour them out to anyone.. but i really cant take it anymore.. the feeling is just too overwhelming.. im just a teenager.. i need someone to understand me.. but no one does.. all ppl do are to crap with me and our relationship stops as friends.. close friends? not really.. sometimes i just wanna cry.. but i cant.. i dun wan ppl laughing at me.. im confused..

still remember the first time we met.. we hardly know each other.. then when we first spoke you even forgot my name.. then we sat together in class.. and our friendship grew from there.. but all will end.. we started making more friends.. know mroe ppl.. sit further away.. then the time came when u move to another sch.. life in class is no longer a fun thing that im looking forward to anymore.. its beginning to become more like a chore, rather than something im willing to do.

still remember the days when i waited for u daily at ur bus stop.. just cant wait to see u.. to have even a glance at ur pretty face.. and still remember the times when u lay ur head on my shoulder on the bus.. the feeling was so wonderful.. and i wished that we could do that forever.. but no.. life is never fair to me..

maybe.... now ur in melbourne.. and u flew without reminding me.. i dun know.. just maybe..... life is gtting boring.. common test coming but i ain't in the mood to study.. all i think about is u.. but i know im just being stupid.. there's no use.. you will never be the same to be again..

i cant really say that i cant live without u in my life.. we hadn't really been talking or chatting well during the past few weeks.. i know you are busy with your stuff.. thas y i nv talk to u.. in a way, i also cant bring myself to talk to u.. but during these time, painful it maybe, im still able to survive..

now my life revolves around mainly on studies.. what a fucked up life.. if studying is the aim of our lives, i might as well go and die.. whats the use.. i wish i went poly in the first place.. so i wont meet u..

peace.

Jinghuang at 6/04/2006 10:45:00 AM

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