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* funny.fell0w@gmail.com or funny_fell0w@hotmail.com * PM me for my number. * 173 cm * 26th November 1989 * Macpherson Primary * Tanjong Katong Secondary * Tampines Junior College * Basic Military Training Centre School 2: Orion * School of Infantry Specialist: Charlie * School of Infantry Specialist: Golf * Basic Military Training Centre School 1: Dragon * Basic Military Training Centre School 1: Gryphon * Current rank: 3rd Sergeant * Loves magics and card manipulating * add me in friendster @ funny.fell0w@gmail.com Archives February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2008 October 2008 May 2009 June 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2009 December 2009 February 2010 Links My Runs 160809 Army Half Marathon 2009 - 21km 211109 Aviation Run 2009 - 10km 131209 Tiong Bahru Challenge 09 - 5km & 30 storeys vertical 310110 Run for my Lunch 2010 - 6km Recommended Posts I hate smokers A nice joke Bus problems Riddles Some attempts at magic Lol Another magic video by me Interesting names Signs that i made Magic show 1 Magic show 2 Magic show 3 Torn and Restored Ban breads Mercury Coin Matrix (with cards) Coin Matrix (without cards) Reset (Great magic trick!) Cooked An Egg with Cellphones Car created using MS Paint AuditionSEA videos English is stupid Haircut 2 interesting videos Amazing wrestler 2 min lesson FRIENDS o6s19 Adele Agnes Charles Chuan Ting Dawn Deborah Dorcia Emilyn Eugene Chew Eugene Kheng Gernaine Hafizah Hui Ling (teo) Hui Ling (wan) Hui Ying Irene Isebelle Jade Jia Jie Jia Hui Jia Ying Jing Fang Jing Han Joanne Joel Johan Jonathan June Kaiwen Kenneth Kevin Khyrul Khyrul (BMTC) Maggie Shauna Shok Mei Terence Theresa TK NPCC Wan Ding Wei Jie Wei Rong Wei Tian Xin Yi Yan Pin Yi Liang Yiwei Zhi Han Zi Yee Zu Wei ~ Radio Links Yes 93.3FM Class 95FM Love 97.2FM Perfect 10 Power 98FM WKRZ 91.3FM UFM 100.3 ~ LINKS *Babies!! *Funny Italian English [turn on ur speaker!] *Interesting pictures -*UPDATED 17th FEB*- *Sidewalk Arts *My Photo Album *A Tortoise and its Baby Hippo DOWNLOADS *Spongebob Squarepants Screen toy *Haunted PC *Boring Meeting *Boring Office *Stress Reliever All downloads are 100% virus free Tagboard ![]() |
Sunday, September 27, 2009 Here's a very bad prank suggested from WMF. Just for fun, a cute little prank for all you mentalists out there. You need a victim. How about Bob. You go for a walk with Bob. During that you perform a few mental experiments. Phone number, name of Bob's cat, number of sexual intercourse per year. The usual. Then, suddenly, you drop on your knees and mention with a weak voice, that something terrible will happen. Bob will ask what. The answer: "Your mother will die today." Bob will probably be a bit angry for this very, very inappropriate joke. But a few minutes later, Bob gets a call on his cell phone. His brother is calling to tell him, that their mother has been rushed to hospital. Directly after the call you drop on your knees again with a tight chest, puling: "Bob, your mother is dead now." Dramatically convenient Bob's cell phone rings in this moment of awkward silence. His mother is calling: "Greetings... from the Grave!" At that point in time you should resolve the prank, by running away as fast as possible, thanking Bob's brother and mother for participating. Dont try it though! Saturday, September 26, 2009 I was bored so i decided to check out whats going on in tpjc today. -type url: http://www.tpjc.net "login TPJC By college regulation, ex-students/ex-staff/parents could no longer access tpjc.net For college updates, please kindly visit our college public and alumni webpage" WHAT? Monday, September 21, 2009 Imagine this scenario: You are queueing in Fairprice and the next in line is the person in front of you; meaning you are the 2nd. The person in front of you, lets call him A, is carrying only 1 small item so you are glad that its gonna be your turn soon. Suddenly, another person (B) from another line passes his basket crammed full of grocery to A. Then B stepped out of his queue and joined A by her side. WTF IS THIS NONSENSE?! It dawned on to me that that couple is multi-queueing, trying to get to the cashier asap and have to resort to such inconsiderate method to achieve that. What the hell. Selfish bastards. on the other hand, i found an old motorola camera phone on the bus. i was holding on to it and waiting for the owner to call the phone so that i can arrange a time to meet him or her to return the phone (see i so nice!). But nope, the person did not call when i reached Pasir Ris.. and because i need to book in to camp and no cameras are allowed, i have no choice but to pass it to the bus captain. Am i doing a good deed? is the bus captain going to keep the phone for himself? no one knows for sure. not me. and if only its an iphone or something... hehe.. Saturday, September 19, 2009 Friday, September 18, 2009 Alright i got no photos to upload and publish here for every single of my post because.... i dont own a camera phone! ok technically speaking, i do own one but that one also a bit wonky so yea, i dont use it. anyway i am frequently in and out of camp so a bit troublesome to change here and there also.. but a lot times i wanted to take photos lo.. just that no one of us got a camera.. today was chemical defense refresher course in camp! its the single most hated shitty course ever, to me. (and most of us). we need to dress up all the way until we are totally protected from harmful chemical stuff that could possible infiltrate us during times of attacks.. needless to say, that means HOT. real HOT, with the face mask on. (plus i look like a terminator) alright finally that course ended and we hurriedly showered and had only like 15 min to catch the next ferry out of the island or else need to wait an hour.. and we made it! just in time too! so me, maung, daniel, eugene, reuben, justin and terence decided to go to the MindCafe at Boat Quey to chill out and alas! when we finally reached there (after getting lost yet again), we found it to be closed :o (as usual). too hungry to think, we settled down at fisherman's wharf and had plates of delicious fish and chip!! and i swear if not for the not-so-fresh fish, it probably would beat fish and co's hands down! after that, we decided to go to the mindcafe at dhoby ghaut instead (yes we are persistent!) we played.... munchins, saboteur, guessture. and a few other nice games.. chilling out at the cafe is just nice! after that it was still early so we had an hour of lan gaming of L4D and i owned them as usual (:O) just kidding. its a team game anyway.. after that, dinner time! hmm.. oh yea we walked back to ps to eat at the erm.. forgot the name. some hongkong restaurant at the 4th floor i think.. not bad, chicken curry rice + homemade barley.. now im back. tired. but nice ah.. to actualyl spend the day with friends instead of with my computer alone =) Wednesday, September 16, 2009 Well well well.. it is my block leave again. from 12 - 21 september.. very very much awaited.. im so tired.. so tired of everyday waking up and having to face my recruits again! it's not like i dont like them; i do. but its just... tiring. its tiring having to behave so proefssionally in front of them. cannot play around too much. which is like cannot be my usual self. oh well.. enough.. block leave lo.. laze around.. rot at home.. go out chill.. lol.. COMEX! ok its a big waste of time that me and maki they all went.. seriously.. we dont have anything to buy, go there and get trampled and sweaty and everything lol.. wasted our time sia.. after that we decided to go play games at minds cafe.. just me, eugene, justin, jeremy and ys. pretty funny.. we played dirty minds lol.. Justin: I am horny. I have kinky hairs on my butt. What am i? LOL oh well.. time does fly fast. few more days block leaves over le.. oh yea today supposed to go back camp to collect some suit for the chemical defence course on friday. me and dan were at whitesands eating lunch when justin called to say that collect TML. WTF. lucky we haven go. poor justin went back earlier and wasted his time LOL. then we met up with the rest eugene they all and were to teo heng to sing. lol.. we sang like SHIT. anyhow sing one.. heck la so cheap anyway.. then we decided to go play games again at settler's at katong there.. we CAB THERE to find that it closed down. o.o waste of time + cash. oh wlel. im back home. tired, although we did nothing anyway.. -back to practising my magics- |
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